I’ve been reading that a lot trying to catch up.” Captain America: The Winter SoldierĬaptain America: Language!” Avengers: Age of Ultron Food’s a lot better we used to boil everything. Steve Rogers: Well, things aren’t so bad. “ Sam Wilson: You must miss the good old days, huh? “You know, I’m getting a little tired of being Fury’s janitor.” Captain America: The Winter Soldier Steve Rogers: If I run in these shoes they’re going to fall off.” Captain America: The Winter Soldier “ Natasha Romanoff: First rule of going on the run is: “Don’t run. Steve Rogers: If they’re shooting at you, they’re bad.” Captain America: The Winter Soldier “ Sam Wilson: Hey, Cap, how do we know the good guys from the bad guys? Get your feet off the dash.” Captain America: The Winter Soldier “ Natasha Romanoff: Where did Captain America learn to steal a car? Steve Rogers: I had a big breakfast.” Captain America: The Winter Soldier “ Sam Wilson: You’re a lot heavier than you look. “ Natasha Romanoff: Did you do anything fun Saturday night? Steve Rogers: Well, all the guys from my barbershop quartet are dead, so no, not really.” Captain America: The Winter Soldier “ Steve Rogers: Before we get started, does anyone want to get out?” Captain America: The Winter Soldier You know, the last time I was in Germany and saw a man standing above everybody else, we ended up disagreeing. Steve Rogers: How can I? You’re taking all the stupid with you.” Captain America: The First Avenger “ James ‘Bucky’ Barnes: Don’t do anything stupid until I come back. You miss that window and we’re all just bugs on a windshield! Mind the Gap!” Captain America: The First Avenger “ We’ve only got about a 10-second window. “ James ‘Bucky’ Barnes: But you’re keeping the outfit, right? Steve Rogers: You know what? It’s kinda grown on me.” Captain America: The First Avenger Steve Rogers: Now why would I do that?” Captain America: The First Avenger ![]() James ‘Bucky’ Barnes: This isn’t payback, is it? “ James ‘Bucky’ Barnes: Remember when I made you ride the Cyclone on Coney Island? Steve Rogers: The hell I can’t! I’m a Captain! ” Captain America: The First Avenger “ Peggy Carter: You can’t give me orders! Steve Rogers: I joined the Army.” Captain America: The First Avenger ![]() “ James ‘Bucky’ Barnes: What happened to you? Steve Rogers: Taller.” Captain America: The First Avenger Steve Rogers might be old-fashioned but he’s got a good sense of humor! Here are our favorite funny Captain America lines, often coming about when he is bickering with Tony Stark/Iron Man (psst, don’t forget to read his best quotes here too) or his childhood friend Bucky. “ Steve Rogers: Avengers! Assemble.” Avengers: Endgame The Best Funny Captain America Lines & Quotes You get killed… walk it off.” Avengers: Age of Ultron ![]() Steve Rogers: On your left.” Captain America: The Winter Soldier “ Sam Wilson: Don’t say it! Don’t you say it! Steve Rogers: I understood that reference.” The Avengers And I’d like to know how Loki used it to turn two of the sharpest men I know into his personal flying monkeys. “ Nick Fury: I don’t know about that, but it is powered by the cube. “I can do this all day!” Captain America: The First Avenger
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